get away from there cat. that plate is not for you. you don’t eat at the table. you are not a person.
that pot roast is not yours cat. do not rub it all over your chest. you are not an excitable boy you are a cat.
get away from there cat. that plate is not for you. you don’t eat at the table. you are not a person.
that pot roast is not yours cat. do not rub it all over your chest. you are not an excitable boy you are a cat.
Sometimes, when you finish your first college class, it’s best to sit back, have some pot roast, and flip through the newest Hammacher Schlemmer catalog while watching Scrubs.
Marc Guyot, Paris.
I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence.

SUBMISSION: January + February 2012 cover of VegNews.