November 5, 2011

UGH…There he go, that’s Adam Richman,

There he go, that’s Adam Richman,

There he go, that’s Adam Richman,

Catch him making faces all up in your kitchen

Mozzarell’…. Adam Richman,

Crab legs….Adam Richman,

That dude eating wings, that’s Adam Richman.

That dude eating ribs, that’s Adam Richman

I’m still ballin’ like I’m Guy Fieri,

UGH,

I’m still ballin’ like I’m Guy Fieri,

I ate a platter full of chili dogs.

UGH, I ate a platter full of chili dogs.

I ate a steak….that shit paid fo’.

I drank shakes…them shits paid fo’.

Drama school…that shit made fo’

Man Vs. Food, throw it on the table,

Ayyo, you know I got that A-1,

Steak sauce; adds a bit of flavor,

Ugh,

Eat burritos like it’s no thang,

Ten grilled cheese sandwiches, I got no shame,

We in the kitchen; I check out fresh meat,

Any kind of food’s bound to impress me

My drink’s emp-ty,

Better re-fresh me,

You know my name, bitch….Adam Richman.

Mozzarell’…. Adam Richman,

Crab legs….Adam Richman,

That dude eating wings, that’s Adam Richman.

That dude eating ribs, that’s Adam Richman

I’m still ballin’ like I’m Guy Fieri,

UGH,

I’m still ballin’ like I’m Guy Fieri,

I ate a platter full of chili dogs.

UGH, I ate a platter full of chili dogs.

I know the deal….I’m not an actor,

Triple decker sandwiches, I attack ‘em,

They taste great, I try and stack ‘em

I’m filming episodes, don’t try and reenact ‘em!

Ugh, reporting live from my tour bus,

Restaurant staff tries to endure us,

Inspect food, holler twice :”Oh my goodness!”

When we out to lunch, know them tacos for us.

Sundaes taller than a bulldozer,

Bathroom trips and fried chicken when we pull over,

Aviators on, mics and cameras in the room.

Asked me ‘bout the show, I told ‘em “Man vs. Food.”

Mozzarell’…. Adam Richman,

Crab legs….Adam Richman,

That dude eating wings, that’s Adam Richman.

That dude eating ribs, that’s Adam Richman

I’m still ballin’ like I’m Guy Fieri,

UGH,

I’m still ballin’ like I’m Guy Fieri,

I ate a platter full of chili dogs.

UGH, I ate a platter full of chili dogs.

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