November 17, 2011
Rap Industry Fan Fiction: Drake has an exciting Saturday night

rapindustryfanfiction:

It was almost the end of Batman & Robin. The one with George Clooney. It was Drake’s favorite movie.

Mr. Freeze had just said, “It’s time to kick…some ICE.” Drake mouthed the words along with the TV. He thought that was a totally bad ass thing to say. He was eating cheese. He knew it was…

(Source: rapindustryfanfiction)

October 21, 2011

Had a good conversation with my aunt today about Drake. We agreed that he was a good rapper and singer, but his hand gestures are a bit much. Also, that he needs to marry Nicki Minaj already, since Lil Wayne is just not gonna settle down with him.

October 21, 2011
Is that a Young Money logo on the front pair?
If so, I’m betting they went to Tyga.
The only other logical choice is Drake, and he’d have either ordered them for himself or as a present for Lil Wayne.

Is that a Young Money logo on the front pair?

If so, I’m betting they went to Tyga.

The only other logical choice is Drake, and he’d have either ordered them for himself or as a present for Lil Wayne.

October 18, 2011
BIG GHOST CHRONICLES: Smarten Up Aubs...

Ghostface opines on Drake’s latest interview in Elle Magazine. 

Worth a read, whatever your opinions on Aubrey may be.

To be fair, he seems like the kind of guy who would appreciate this.

September 30, 2011

I think I’ve reverse-engineered the recipe for this music video and its intro:

DJ Khaled has T-Pain build a time machine for him (T-Pain is a “magic science robot,” after all), and goes back in time to when he was 9. Some advanced mechanism in the machine enables Khaled to subvert the Novikov self-consistency principle and interact normally with his younger self. He then uses the 75 pounds of marijuana that the same mechanism allowed him to bring back in time, sharing it with Child Khaled and brainstorming with him in order to conceive the idea for a music video that contains “everything that is super awesome.” This accounts for the seemingly context-less “cool catchphrase,” the MacGuffin briefcase, the jump through the plate-glass window, and the ethnically ambiguous Asian crime syndicate, as well as the fact that none of the escape vehicles actually seem to have any place to go except to the next, more extravagant mode of transportation.

Apparently, their plans to include a dinosaur in the video fell through, but they made up for it with all of the CGI explosions in “Out Here Grindin’.”

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